Ultra Lunch.

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You guys. I made such a good lunch today.

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I brought lemons and olive oil.

No way!

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I forgot to bring salt and pepper, but the cafe has it downstairs. Whew. Salt and pepper is so, so important. It's the only seasoning you ever really need. So, here they are.

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I found watercress at Whole Foods this weekend, $1.49 for twice this amount. Wash and trim the stems a bit. I don't remember eating watercress before, but it tastes peppery, pretty cool.

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I bought a plain no-salt roasted chicken from Whole Foods, $9.99 but this is about 1/5 of the meat. You can buy 2 chickens for $15. I deboned half the chicken on Sunday.

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Lemon dressing in. Add a lemon wedge for extra fun spritzing.

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Humble eats. With a slice of bread, so filling and healthy, and delicious. Til next time!

recipe from Gordon Ramsay's Fast Food

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Pasta is pasta; cheese is cheese

Back to my roots. That's right, back to Rachael Ray and her obsession with doing everything in under 30 minutes. Doing everything... under 30 minutes... poor Mr. Ray.

Anyway, there is an old Italian saying: La pasta è pasta; formaggio è il formaggio.

It's not an old saying, me and Google Translate made it up together. It-tuh means-uh, Pasta is pasta; cheese is cheese. Permit me to explain?

With ingredients like broccoli, cheese, and pasta, Rachael Ray encourages you to make "Mama's Broccoli with Pasta" or Romanesco Broccoli as it's Italianized on her website.

But her recipe calls for rigatoni, ricotta cheese, and chicken breast! And I only have spaghetti, grated parmesan, and chicken sausage!

spaghetti != rigatoni
parmesan != ricotta
sausage != breast (teehee)

Ma, signora, non preoccupatevi! La pasta è la pasta e il formaggio è il formaggio.

Ah, certo, certo, Google Translate. Sei sempre così intelligente.

Let's keep cooking, and pretend like everything is molto buona, ok?


Broccoli radioattivi! Radioactive broccoli!




No, it was still good. Whew!


The cheese stands alone.


Cook the pasta. Are you a pasta water-salter or non-salter? Salt it like the sea.


Garlic IN.


The secret is to give it enough thyme and add a couple pinches of nutmeg at the end! Oh, and also, simmer the chopped broccoli in a pan with a cup of water and a cover, for 5 minutes! After you drain the broccoli, it'll be soft and not raw/crunchy. And, remember to reserve a cup of pasta water before you drain the pasta, for the cheese sauce. Ultimately, you're just going to combine everything I've talked about.


It's so pretty and yummy! So the message is, any kind of pasta is pasta, any type of Italian cheese is pretty much interchangeable.

Ciao, bella! Umile mangia.




12/14/2010: Happy European travels, Ethan! from, this American kitchen.

The Not-pie

Hello World!

Last weekend, I had friends over at my Cozy Kitchen, and we made Apple & Peach Not-Pie. At first, we wanted to bake a cake (either from a box or from scratch). We were inspired by this contradictory confection:



I mean, what exactly is this? Clearly, it's a gorgeous, probably delicious Disney princess cake of Belle, but it says Jasmine or Yasmine underneath? Whaaa? Who did this??

This brought to my mind some of the more troubling Disney songs from over the years...

Can You Feel the Confusion in the Air Tonight?

It's a Whole New World of Puzzlements

Be My Guest, Take a Guess

There's Something There... But Not Quite

When You Wish Upon A Star for Some Answers

Poor Misguided Souls

God Help the Baker's Assistant

Bibbidi-Bobbidi-Hunnhh?

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Enough Disney song mockery. Here, I'm pre-cooking the green apple and peaches filling. Just add butter!

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Look... the not-pie glows while it cooks in the oven.

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Oh, wow! So pretty and nice! It didn't taste exactly like pie though. There was no cinnamon in it and the peaches were still crunchy, so it served for a nice peach and apple cobbler. Not-pie. Don't you like the intricate lattice-work top crust? We ate it all, with ice cream and whipped cream. Yummyyy humble eats!

This is Cape Cod.

This is Shrimp Rolls. Humble ocean eats!

Cooking Solo

Sometimes, you don't have the pleasure of cooking with someone else. All by your lonesomes, you must motivate yourself to go to the kitchen and wash, chop, heat, stir, drain, mix, and megawash again, all by yourself. Wouldn't it be easier to just microwave any old thing? NO. You could make Pasta Carbonara.

I've discussed pasta carbonara previously on this bleg, so it's obviously a go-to favorite. This time, I didn't have white wine so I used red instead. In a bed made of lead with street cred.

For lunch today, I visited Jose's Mexican food truck behind the medical building. Chicken Tostadas, please.


Some things turn out all right when you do them by yourself. My new hairdo for instance. I didn't know I had brown streaks in my hair!

Sticky Lemon Chicken: Cheap and Colorful!

Last night, I made Sticky Lemon Chicken, a recipe by the infamous celebrity chef Gordon Ramsay. He's what you might call the "bad boy" of cooking and you may have seen the show Hell's Kitchen where he calls nervous, aspiring chefs nincompoops or worse for messing up the risotto or beef wellington. He is also the father of 3 kids and I'm sure he's very gentle and nice to them. It's an exciting show but anyway, Sticky Lemon Chicken!


Sticky lemon chicken requires:

one lemon, thinly sliced.

In his cookbook Fast Food, Gordon Ramsay says "preferably by mandolin." But what is a mandolin?


Don't be so hasty to grab your musical lute-looking thing. It's this kind of mandolin.

Not as exciting.

Lemon and flat-leaf parsley, together at last...


Chicken drumsticks, searing in the pan with a half head of burnt garlic. Heavenly!


Meet the veritable Holy Trinity of sticky lemon chicken rub: Soy sauce, sherry or red wine vinegar, and honey. For the stickiness.


Lemon IN.



Voila! Quite delicious! Not your average chicken dinner. It's sticky, it's sweet, it's salty, lemony, omg just gobble it up.



May I top you off, madam? Until next time! Humble eats :)